Birdie day

Why did the bird cross the road? Because it can't fly. That's lame i know but i did see a bird crossing. Literally. No kidding. Too bad i did't capture it on camera. If not i would have posted it here. I was in a uni mog on the way to ALB(Army Logistic Base) and when the vehicle stop at a traffic light, i saw this bird walking casually to the other side of the road. Like damn cute like that. That's not the only think. After crossing, the bird trotted to the side and cross again, this time at a zebra crossing. Unbelievable... Then back in camp, was having lunch when another bird caught me out again. This time, when i was going to get myself a drink, i saw a drip of dunnoe what drop beside me, just off my shoulder. Guess what? Bird shit......knn, nearly kana the shit sia.......stupid bird.....